Texas is working hard to pass a law banning gay couples from adopting, reported here. This had to be done because obviously gay couples would have a higher chance of bringing up a serial killer, especially since they had already thumbed their nose at god by ‘choosing’ to be gay. Why can’t the state government do anything that doesn’t make us look like the funny talking, Quaker idiots? They can revoke sodomy laws but not allow the now-legal sodomy-doers to adopt? There might be a mixed message there…

Now, to make it worse, our state congress is trying to pass a law banning cheerleaders from shaking their ass at sporting events. Now I’m not all about the whole ‘teen-ho’ trend going on right now, especially when you see titty shirts on 3 year olds, but come on! Why would anyone go to a high school sporting event if there weren’t cheerleaders? It’s bad enough that you have the crazy sports parents at those games anyway, you need a little distraction.

Now if only they could hit all the trailer parks in the state and ask them their opinions on these potential laws, that would be just perfect. Why don’t we just openly elect Klansmen instead of this low profile stuff? It doesn’t seem like they care about what the rest of the country thinks of Texans anway. Yee-haw!