This kid can’t shut up

This kid was in the waiting room at the doctor’s today and would not stop talking. His biggest concern in the world was getting a lollypop, which unfortunantly the receptionist could not provide. I thought about offering a cough drop, but I didn’t want give him anything with a flavor he could complain about. He just kept talking to his dad, asking about lollypops every 2 minutes or so. The other minute he would let his dad know that he was peeing in his diaper. Right then.? If the kid knows when he’s peeing, shouldn’t he be able ask to go to the bathroom?
I get amazed that I like Dylan so much when I really hate kids. I guess it really is different when they’re yours, or something.

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This kid can't shut up

This kid can’t shut up,
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The Roomba and it’s Dylan

Dylan loves playing with Nick’s Roomba. He thinks it makes a great toddler toy. It’s pretty funny to watch him chase it down. though the direction correction thing throws him off a little. Maybe they’ll come up with a sport for Roomba chasing and he’ll make a ton of money.

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The Roomba and it's Dylan

The Roomba and it’s Dylan,
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baaaad_man

Really? This is how we want to portray server room guys? If I was a sysadmin I would stay up and say “I’m not bald or a loser, so fuck off and quit portraying me like one.”.
Okay, maybe I am bald. Ing.

baaaad_man

baaaad_man,
originally uploaded by jcumberland.

Naked toy sorting

Dylan has found that he likes to sort things in and out of containers. Here you can see him in all his glory; he loves running around naked and we think it’s pretty funny. This was an occasion at my dad’s where he was getting out of the pool and got away from the towel.

Notice the lack of a shapely butt, proving that he’s my son. Unless the mailman has no ass either.

2006-09-04 C land 19 naked bum

2006-09-04 C land 19 naked bum,
originally uploaded by jcumberland.