I hope after reading this article about Terry Schiavo that Congress feels like they wasted their time calling secret midnight sessions to subpoena. Maybe next time they spot a story that the feel they can gain political ground on they will think twice. Especially if all it takes is an autopsy to prove how stupid they are. Maybe next time they’ll just focus on something more appropriate, like mandating living wills, similar to how car insurance is mandated. If only career politicians would focus on fixing the problem instead of focusing on the hotly debated symptoms, like cheerleaders that dance too sexy.

If only they had followed my advice on the matter.