I forgot to post this when I wrote it. Better late thn never I guess…

Last night was Halloween and Brandy and I left the house around 4 or so to go eat. The real goal in this activity was to avoid any children that might wander into our neighborhood looking for treats. We didn’t have any candy, nor did we want to be forced to comment on every kid’s stupid costume. After dinner we went to pick up a gift for a baby shower and spent way too much time at the store. The plan was to mull around the store and take as long as possible to no absolutly nothing.

We could not seem to burn time fast enough and ended back up at the house around 6 or 7 which was not quite late enough to avoid the trick or treaters, so upon entering the house we made sure to turn off all the lights and only hang out in rooms where light and motion would not be visible from the front porch. It doesn’t help that we have that stupid glass door there, where you can see almost everything in the house. Luckily I had disassembled the door bell so any trick or treaters will have to man up and touch the two wires togetherr, or knock.

There’s nothing like feeling like a prisoner in your own house, at the mercy of three feet brats in bad costumes who are just looking to gorge themselves by getting as much candy as they can fit in their filthy little mouths, thereby guaranteeing their entry into therapy and fat farms later in life. Trick or treating is really fun, but do it at some ones house who doesn’t think kids are stupid (excluding Will, he is great). Next time I’ll board up the windows with plywood or something…