This type of thing is exactly the reason I have beef with xmas. I would prefer an O.C. style Chrismukkah any day. Take 2 pseudo religious holidays and combine them into one event where you end up with your exes, and then convince your best friend to date the half-sister you never knew you had. I wonder if you’d still get the same time off at work…

(via chompy.net), through (Charles Cuffner)